it looks like celestia’s (tia) unlocking a whopping $9b worth of tokens. 😳 that's like, 79.68% of its total circulation, not a small potato. kinda feels like when someone finally lets a kid loose in a candy store, right? 🍭

but here's the thing, does anyone else get a bit skeptical when these massive unlocks happen? like, is this gonna rain on our crypto parade or what? 🚫🎉

also, cz showing up at binance blockchain week in dubai. hopefully offering some much-needed wisdom, or at least a free lunch, lol. on the other hand, hong kong's got its own fintech thing going on too.

with all these events, tech upgrades, and token unlocks this week, feels like crypto's bouncing around more than a cat on a laser pointer. 🐈🔦 anyone else struggling to keep up? or am i just easily distracted?